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So…your friend has decided to drag you to country line dancing at the nearest bar, dance hall, or fairgrounds. 


If you’re anything like me, staying in comfy clothes in the comfort of your own home sounds a lot more appealing than getting dressed up and heading out to a loud, crowded room full of people who somehow already know every step. For this reason, I put off going line dancing for two years, even though my friends would invite me nearly every week.


Then one week last summer, I was feeling unusually brave and finally said yes. 


And here’s the truth: once you finally go, you quickly realize it’s actually one of the most fun (and surprisingly intense) workouts you can get. 


Still that first night can feel…overwhelming, to say the least.  


So, take it from me—the girl who has already made all the first-timer mistakes for you. Here are the most common ones, along with how to avoid them, so your first line dancing experience can be a little more graceful (and a lot more enjoyable) than mine.


  1. Wearing the Wrong Clothes and Shoes

Line dancing is a workout. There’s spinning, stepping, stomping — and a lot more sweating than you’d expect!  


Wearing restrictive clothing or shoes with too much grip can make the experience unnecessarily difficult.


Avoid it: Opt for breathable, flexible clothing that is easy to move around in. When it comes to footwear, choose shoes with a smooth sole (like cowboy boots) that allow you to pivot and slide comfortably, rather than shoes that grip the floor too firmly.


  1.  Trying to Learn from the Sidelines

It’s tempting to stand off to the side and “watch a few rounds” before jumping in.


That usually turns into watching…for an hour.


Avoid it: Just do it! Hop on the dance floor and give it your best effort, even if you only pick up a few steps. In line dancing, it’s extremely hard to learn by just passively watching.  


  1. Hiding in the Back

You finally made it onto the dance floor. Congrats! 


While standing in the back may feel safer and less intimidating; this is where confusion thrives, especially for new line dancers.


Avoid it: Ideally, you want to position yourself in or near the middle of the dance floor where you have a clear view of experienced dancers. Being able to watch the footwork of someone who knows what they are doing makes things a lot easier. 


  1. Trying to Watch Everyone at Once

Your brain will try to track multiple people at once, especially if you are in the middle of the dance floor. 


It won’t work. 


Avoid it: Pick one person and follow them. Commit. Overthinking will throw you off more than anything else.


  1. Giving Up Too Soon

The first few dances will feel confusing. Honestly, the first 20 dances will feel confusing. Maybe even frustrating. 


That’s normal.


Avoid it: Give it a few songs. Most dances repeat patterns, and you’ll start picking things up faster than you expect.


Final Thoughts

Trying something new can feel intimidating, but line dancing offers a unique combination of social connection, physical activity, and enjoyment that I have come to love. 

While the learning curve may feel steep at first, avoiding these common first-time mistakes can put you a step above the rest in the race to becoming a master line dancer! 

 
 
 

Over the last few years, I’ve started going to various state capitols, with the intent of ranking all 50 Capitol Buildings. So far, I’ve visited nine. We’ll start with the worst, and finish with the best.


#9 – ATLANTA, GEORGIA

I wasn’t able to get into the building (got there around five minutes too late), and the exterior is boring as shit. On the outside, there are a bunch of Confederate statues, which is the main reason this is at the bottom. 


#8 – SALEM, OREGON

ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. One fucking hallway, no tours, and extremely unclear where you can and cannot go. This doesn’t even go into the dogshittiness of the town. Goddamn garbage building. The only thing this complete waste of material has going for it is the design. And that still sucks a little bit of ass.


#7 – SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA

Not even technically the capitol building, but a museum. Let me see Newsom, bastards. Also, far too much Reagan meat-riding, with an entire gift shop dedicated to him. The giant framed portrait of Schwarzenegger was very nice.


#6 – INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA

Not a bad building, but it feels a little empty. Nice tour, though. Going on St. Patrick’s Day and seeing the green river gives a nice boost to its score.


#5 – NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE

Kickass entrance, ceiling is gorgeous, and there are balconies. Some clearer signage about where you can and cannot go would be appreciated (I almost got arrested for going to the wrong floor).


#4 – TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA

Similar to California, not actually the capitol, but a museum. This one gets praise, however, for the work put into it. Lots of cool videos, interactive histograms, and a nice view. The actual capitol building looks sick as fuck (giant ass tower).


#3 – SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS

Plenty of info about the most goated president (Lincoln), tunnels to other government buildings, and beautiful decor. It feels humble, like it doesn’t need recognition.


#2 – SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH

Hexagon tiling? Lovely brown marble? Beehive designs everywhere? Yes, yes, and yes. Hours are very nice, much of the building is open, lovely views of surrounding mountains (although there’s no balcony), and the lighting is just ohhh. Great stuff.


#1 – MADISON, WISCONSIN

WISCONSIN ON TOP, BABY! Easily the best. You can see essentially the entire building (plus the balcony!), it’s open on the weekends, it hosts the farmer’s market, the tours kick ass, and it’s a unique design. 10/10.

 
 
 

It pains me to say it, but maybe the Offspring was right—despite how I feel about their sound. The kids aren’t alright. The kids actually can’t read. At least, some of them can’t. 


I would say that

2026 has been a whirlwind of a year so far, but I feel like I said the same thing in 2025, and 2024, and so on. There have been teacher shortages, attacks on higher education, uses of AI for everything (I’m a hater), and much more. I find myself asking why. Why is all of this happening? Shockingly, I haven’t found a good answer—but I have found a particular problem. There is a literacy crisis in the United States. According to the National Literacy Institute, over half of the adults in the United States read below a sixth-grade level. That is problematic! The National Report Card cited that reading scores of high school seniors have dropped to their lowest level since 1992. In the age of internet access and research, this really should not be happening. Additionally, children and teens from low-income backgrounds are disproportionately affected by low-literacy rates. 


People blame COVID, public education, vaccines, and everything else without actually seeking out solutions to this crisis. What do I think the problem is? I do blame the basic reliance on AI, but I also understand that everything is nuanced. This country has a lot to work on, and in this time of crisis I’m not sure that defunding and dismantling systems of education are great answers! But, what do I know? 


Read a book, guys.

 
 
 

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